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[satirical account @satiricalacc]

Let me go fight for gaza

[Geraldinho🇻🇪 REREADING NEL @yatogamigg]

me showing up at any uni event where they offering food

[meni 🧙🏻‍♀️ @uemenii22]

eu tenho literalmente a namorada mais linda do mundo

[IisPhan ⁉️ @Iisphan]

this college shit too easy

[Guangdong Peace @KnightKing777]

When you fail a class but the professor genuinely chill so you have no one to blame but yourself

[Golden Arm @Go1den_arm]

Taking more online than in person classes this semester

[Jawn Wayne @jagerbomblover9]

My roommates’ first classes were all 8:30/9:30s while mine’s a 2:30 #fdoc

[ryan @finalgirledit]

been playing for almost a decade and don’t have a single character level 100+

[izzy osbourne Ⓐ @sorvetelesbico]

minha namorada gritou comigo

[eduarda 🥀 @sullengirl98]

meu humor melhora instantaneamente só de pensar na minha mulher

[despa @DESPAgg]

never deleting this app

[𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓱𝓪 / 𝖉𝖔𝖑𝖑 ✗𝟶 ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა 🍪 @M0CHAD13D]

recent lynchings btw

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In Gary, Indiana, without refrigeration insulin supplies are being spoiled, and people who depend on oxygen cannot pump it from their tanks due to lack of electricity. A public health disaster.

[˚ ༘ мιωαкo ⋆｡˚ @idislikecola]

how do i kill myself without like KILLING myself

[sergeant braphog🦊 @sargeantballs]

how it feels like to do anything

[pew @PewPhewPhewPeww]

How it feels sleeping for 7-9 hours and still feeling tired

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Así se siente cuando de verdad te estás esforzando en la vida, pero nada parece salir bien