Honeypad is live on Robinhood Chain
The first launchpad built on @glue_fi
Customizable V4 LP hooks that attach a machine to every token. Programmable buybacks, burns, and autocompounding liquidity, running on-chain forever.
No dev unlocks. No pulled liquidity. The pot absorbs sells, buys back, and burns. Watch it work in real time.
Launch a token. Bond it forever.
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Circuit breakers, halts, volatility bands, opening auctions. Traditional markets spent a hundred years working out where trading should stop.
On chain we kept all the trading and threw away every brake.
Putting them back is the most obvious build in this category.
Most "that's not a valid token" errors are someone pasting a pool address. On explorers the pool sits right beside the tokens it holds.
So we stopped erroring. Paste one and it tells you which pool it is, which two tokens are inside, and links the one you actually meant.
Tokenized equities already have DEXs, lending, perps and oracles.
What they don't have is a risk layer. Nothing that says the price you're about to trade against is indefensible right now.
Every mature market grew one. This one will too.
Soon a lot of session keys will be moving real money in assets whose exchange is closed most of the day.
An agent doesn't feel a spread widening. It just fills.
Which is why a warning is useless here. The trade has to actually revert.
Site, app, account. One take, no cuts.
What's live in the clip: the NYSE session clock ticking by the second, filings stamped against it, balances read straight off chain. Nothing mocked.
What isn't: the risk verdict. That one needs weeks of data before it earns the screen.
A price feed can be stale without looking old.
The round number goes up. The timestamp moves. The price itself was never re-agreed, just carried forward.
Check age alone and you'll miss it.
Five Go libraries, open, Apache-2.0:
marketcal: is the exchange open edgar: what did this company just file
halts: is it halted, and does it matter
pooldepth: what will this order actually cost
oraclewatch: is this price still good
No external deps.
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Nocturner answers one question four ways, before you trade.
SAFE: go ahead.
WIDE: the pool can't take your size.
STALE: the price you're looking at is older than you think.
HALT: the exchange stopped trading this.
Before the trade, not after it.
The trade that hurts you in tokenized equities isn't a rug pull.
It's someone who read the 8-K at 3am buying against a pool that hasn't seen it. The pool is still pricing off a sleeping oracle.
They're not front running anyone. They just know something the pool doesn't.
I aped a bag here!
Matt Furie's legendary cat has found a new home, and we're just getting started.
The Robinhood meme ecosystem is still in its infancy. Early characters become legends.
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Coming to IntentFi.
Free agents stay free.
Premium agents unlock with $INTENT.
stock tokens + perps unlock when you hold enough $INTENT.
Higher Vault limits.
Spend limit that actually sticks.
Unlock status in Portfolio and Settings.
You talk. Agents act.
Holding $INTENT opens the advanced lane.
Recent CT timeline is filled with Robinhood Chain is launching for RWAs & defi
uniswap lit 🤝 morpho (yield holders) 🤝 lighter (perps traders)
and then some memecoins ate half the timeline 😂
intentfi is just robin for that stack - you say the trade, it routes it. Only dexscreener-profiled tokens from current trend list show up underconfirm.
Less scrolling for 40 real MEMEs and more of that "buy that for 0.01 ETH"
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A credit bureau doesn't lend money. It produces the score everyone trusts.
LEDGERO doesn't custody assets or mint tokens. It produces the underwriting record everyone builds on.
The credit bureau for the tokenized economy.