Matt

not superstitious, but a little stitious.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

I bought an essential oil diffuser the other day so you can basically say I’ve completely changed as a person. Might fuck around and go vegan tomorrow.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

@Trill____Bill Oh god 😂

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

@NotUrForte13 Absolute UNIT

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

RIP DMX. Thank you for making music that made me feel like punching someone in the face when I was a little kid. Love it.

[chlo @ChloeFlossie]

Bro people look down on drug addicts while they’re addicted to their phone, food, a person and have a drinking problem. We’re all dabbling in escapism, yours is just more socially acceptable

[elise @eliseannelee]

No stimulus check, no vaccine, just out here raw dogging the pandemic

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

I would just like to say it is still entirely possible to listen to a song by South Park Mexican, and there is nothing wrong with that .

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

@SayBreaktheGame Lol thank you I am alive and well my dude! I have been off the Twitter-sphere as of late and have found inner peace ☮️ lmao hope life is treating you well bro.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

the new favorite video on the internet without a doubt. bro really just pulls in his driveway on a jet ski with a straight face.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

https://t.co/DruSWTHP6A

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

keep doing hard things.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

absolute savage

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Larry King was a hero of mine until we fell out after I replaced him at CNN & he said my show was ‘like watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your new Bentley.’ (He married 8 times so a mother-in-law expert) But he was a brilliant broadcaster & masterful TV interviewer.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

always remember, if you’re having the worst day ever, this too shall pass. If you’re having the best day ever, this too shall pass.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

Not a fan of censorship but this shit mad funny

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Being a politician in 2021 is pretty easy you just gotta log onto twitter once a week and tweet some shit like "This isn't acceptable" and do absolutely nothing after

[Tommy Lay @TommyLay15]

If the rioters burn down the capitol can it be rebuilt without the 2 parties?

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

L.A. restaurant owner makes emotional plea. Spends thousands to comply w/regulations. Must close down thanks to ⁦@GavinNewsom⁩ & ⁦@ericgarcetti⁩

And right next to her... a movie company got an exemption.

This pisses me off.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

Mother of God

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - 2nd Wave Corona Lockdown

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

@TommyLay15 Pretty sure they’re both wrong lol

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

Still think we’d be better off electing Jo Jorgensen and demanding that the federal government stay out of our business except for maintaining our military and our roads.

[Matt @satthewmimmons]

My resentments against Californians are running deeper and are starting to know no bounds. I am genuinely worried about Arizona.