Christopher Gelarden

Writer. Thinker. Hiker.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@TLR_is_back @marceelias You're delusional. Get help.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Hanabi_NYC "Mama, here I come!"
– Astoria the Wild Turkey

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@atrupar “We all are going to die.” – Joni Ernst

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@kylegriffin1 He’a bragging about 18 dead.
Think about that. 🤷🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@atrupar "Thoughts and prayers" don't win wars.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Acyn We know. SO much gold. 🤷🏼🤦🏻‍♂️🤡

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@atrupar We know. SO much gold. 🤷🏼🤦🏻‍♂️🤡

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@MacFarlaneNews A trial? It’s coming off in sheets. 🤡

https://t.co/K5llP9yFyn

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

Inspection crews at the Reflecting Pool peel back a large section of the coating that has detached from the base of the pool.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@CBSNews FIFA’s new award: The Golden Leech

Given to the man who wants to attach himself to everything and suck out all the glory for himself.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

FIFA’s new award: The Golden Leech

Given to the man who wants to attach himself to everything and suck out all the glory for himself.

#FIFA #WorldCup2026 #Trump

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Martina @SenatorCrossing FIFA’s new award: The Golden Leech

Given to the man who wants to attach himself to everything and suck out all the glory for himself.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@gtconway3d FIFA’s new award: The Golden Leech

Given to the man who wants to attach himself to everything and suck out all the glory for himself.

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@atrupar “The doctor in me…”

Does the doctor in you see any problem with the deaths of 17 soldiers? 🤷🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Acyn Pathetic. They CAN’T say it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Acyn Yeah, and I’m a foot taller than I was yesterday. 🤷🏼🤦🏻‍♂️

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@BulwarkOnline Pathetic. They CAN’T say it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Nick @BigBicNick]

You couldn’t even stop Trump from taking over your party lol

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Acyn “Running the biggest hospital.”

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Acyn July 4th:
“They estimated they had 375,000 people before everybody had to leave and they now have 150,000 people."

July 13th:
"We had 425,000 people when we started, everybody was told to go home and I heard about that."

[Christopher Gelarden @saturninus9]

@Acyn Is he going to provide them rakes?