Saabstory

🎶One for the money, two if by sea🎶 from my upcoming historical musical “Revere”

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@atrupar Any truth that job title us now
“Li’l Secretary of State”

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@PamKeithFL @LesBreeding1 What’s implausible about it? Many of his voters care about Trump and Trump only. They voted accordingly.

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@MBFloridaBully @ToddStn @KellyScaletta Right, and what’s most profitable is jacking up the prices we’ll pay to reflect not only the amount of the tariffs but a nice markup on them. Why build a new factory (which we’d also get to pay for btw) when they can just make us build them a better bank account?

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@JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump Uniting? Sorry wrong number, Jeff. The position of mega-billionaire sycophant to this particular billionaire criminal turned-politician has already been filled.

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@shadihamid Yeah but at least they laid off the "weird" thing that was super-effective but slightly mean, so they'll always have that.

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@RedaMor_ @whitfox Ugh

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@highbrow_nobrow Donald Trump Johnald J Trump!

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@TeahCartel Just so long as she knows she’ll get stiffed on the bill for that representation

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@atrupar Lol

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@iamalmostlegend @KitMaherCNN Ruh-ro!

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@snehalantani @BenefitVBurden @BharatRamamurti @TheEconomist

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@PiperK And by “we” Elon means “you.”

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@StayWonked No more anything. Think of a thing. Never mind, it’s gone. Think of a cow. Too late! Elections have consequences. Especially if you’re a cow. Or a thing.

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@SarahBurris @joerogan For sure, only Rogan wouldn’t have known enough to realize Trump’s spiel is gibberish

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@TreyYingst Deterrence means avoiding hostilities, it’s not a synonym for preemptive attack.

Israel wants war, sad but true. They’re out of control and we need to step away completely.

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@highbrow_nobrow I guess she’ll do until he can find someone even less qualified

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@donwinslow @TomArnold @GovChrisSununu Yeah, both Sununu and his father are are…not good people

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@tltown2019 @PostalInspector

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@pattonoswalt @icp Hey how about that- a rich guy who understands that paying high taxes is supposed to be part of the deal when you’re a rich guy.

PS Juggalos would out-party Kid Rock’s fans or eat them alive, whichever way it went down…

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@FPWellman @migold Golf stories. And The Aristocrats is a story about a family that works together.