Marielle

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[Marielle @saucy_92]

@optimum @OptimumHelp outage approaching 18th hour…dangerous & unacceptable. Can someone help?

[Marielle @saucy_92]

There is a quote on my canned non-alcoholic 4-pack saying “Liberate yourself from usefulness,” which I like but is ummm oxymoronic precisely bc it’s 0% abv

[Marielle @saucy_92]

My therapist is cara, my brow gal is Lara, my manager is Tara, my acupuncturist is Sara(h) so if your name is *ara lmk how you can improve my life and you can maybe join in the fun?

[Marielle @saucy_92]

I did it all FOR LOVE
I did all this ON NO DRUGS
I DID ALL OF IT SOBER

[Marielle @saucy_92]

After 3 nights at my parents': Home is where my SleepOnLatex, flosspicks & Oral B iO are

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Global depression indicator

[Marielle @saucy_92]

Someone you can’t fool ‘cause they know you 🎶

[Marielle @saucy_92]

Ivory’s illegal, don’t u remember?????¿¿??¿

[Marielle @saucy_92]

Paulo nutini is literally just an italian Frank ocean

[Marielle @saucy_92]

When I say I have range I mean my apartment can look like a crackhouse or a Hudson Valley airbnb depending on expected visitor levels

[Marielle @saucy_92]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Marielle @saucy_92]

@therealiyazz Omg. Uncanny

[Marielle @saucy_92]

@therealiyazz Everyday you are my friend but today you are our Princess

[Marielle @saucy_92]

I didn’t realize how much I needed to be Thank You, Baby’d by an old lady in a southern accent til it happened. I complimented her skirt at Target

[Marielle @saucy_92]

WOW I JUST MET MY HERO DAY DRINKING AT THE WATERING HOLE ACROSS MY APT, uhhhhh HOW????

[Marielle @saucy_92]

I fawn over my son in different ways I won’t remember, but yesterday’s was “can you give Mommy a whisker please it’s been a while.” Guess what I saw on bathroom tiles 😭 ask and you shall 😭

[Marielle @saucy_92]

Two weeks ago I (forcibly) took this man’s t-shirt and last night I made him change into that now sniffed out shirt so I can keep the new pheromone-filled one on him MWAHAHAHAHA

[Marielle @saucy_92]

I just got called a “walking Herbal Essence commercial,” and if that ain’t your cue to be more creative & generous with your compliments then idk what is!

[Marielle @saucy_92]

I cancelled 7pm Pilates last minute and did a cuddle-purr-scritch-massage session w/ my son instead