Connor Rueland

A big fish in a small pond

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Gosh I'm so into this pizza

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Day 40 of pandemic lockdown:
Me:
My toddler:
My husband (staring broodingly out the window): God, our trees are stupid.

[Connor Rueland @saucyfeifei]

Just got out of a “how big are moose” rabbit hole. 1:30am is not a time for me to safely use the internet.

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Just ordered an 18 month supply of powdered milk so yeah you could say that I’m leaning into the apocalypse.

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@rapatrick3 @valmartinez @AbraBeatrice You ARE an uneasy brownie

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Additional comments: beautiful singing voice loudly honoring my favorite artist, James Blunt. 5 Stars. #lyft

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@Leymus89 Rekt but maybe on to something. Can I hear more about the apple tree ventures? $aapl

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Just gave birth and my mother in law is sending me Google Maps links to the middle of the Indian Ocean. What does this mean?

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Me: honey did you pick up the rental car husband: yea you bet your fucken ass I did

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Leaving the scene of the crime I mean the cooking class @BCBSMA @BPMKitchen #cookingwithBCBSMA

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cooking with all my friends @BCBSMA @BPMKitchen #cookingwithBCBSMA

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@valmartinez Update: the burned pizza is in actuality still frozen

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Get you a woman who can cook I mean a woman who desperately melts cheese onto a burned frozen pizza

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almost did the same thing to my husband today. diego luna fine af. ruined me for other men (that I married 2 years ago) https://t.co/rv4u0RdY89

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So I'm on a date. Took shorty to see the new Star Wars movie.....and shorty said she was going to the bathroom. Then I get this message

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@valmartinez "i don't believe that guy liam capping is an outdoorsman. he probably puts on lotion every day."

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watched #oscars for an hr til brian begged to switch over to gold rush alaska. too many celebs not enough prospectin

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dentist said my teeth were rotting but i've been brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack for 4 years??

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Husband showed up!! He agrees that I look slutty. #Valentine'sDay #DisneyEnding #HappilyEverAfter

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@valmartinez Is it ok to order enough wings for 2 people when it's very clearly just me and my handsome bearded stranger friend?