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@AquilaMag this riddle is torturing us. Any clues?

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@GillianKeegan @Conservatives 91% of anything can’t be “outstanding”.

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@5yntax_Err0r Bot!

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@SLCComms I messaged… no reply. Spectacular.

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@SLCComms I’m owed a repayment. You paid it into an account I closed twenty years ago. I’ve called several times and spent hours on hold whilst you’ve flapped about and not sorted this. What money laundering safeguards are in place that have allowed this? I’d also like my money.

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@SLCComms Of course. Please could you temp follow so I can send the DM?

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@CastoreEngland 75 quid for a pair of shorts and they do this after two months…

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@SLCComms I’m owed a repayment. You paid it into an account I closed twenty years ago. I’ve called several times and spent hours on hold whilst you’ve flapped about and not sorted this. What money laundering safeguards are in place that have allowed this? I’d also like my money.

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@SLCComms paying money into dormant accounts seems like a big red flag that the FCA should be aware of. Are you reporting this breach or shall I? I’d like to hear directly from a person with the authority to fix this.

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@michael_merrick There’s your first economics lesson, kids.

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@HiveHelper @HiveHomeUK please can you follow so I can DM re issues. App says lights / heating on when off. Connection drops frequently. Schedule keeps messing up…

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@SuellaBraverman “Lifestyle choice” absolutely incredible. You’re a monster.

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@up_learn That wig is really unsettling. This keeps haunting my timeline.

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@calvinrobinson What a choice of manure pile to die on.

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@worflags What do you do with the old flags?

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@Miss_Snuffy You think they teleport home instantly and have no other interests, hobbies or family duties to carry out?

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@barneyronay He definitely doesn’t have good hair. A man of his age shouldn’t be anywhere near gel.

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@AyoCaesar He’ll be dead soon. What happens next?

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@NUFCWomen @AdamP1242 Where do they play?