Saurav

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[Saurav @saur4v]

@hafsaaayy and hospital walls have heard more sincere prayers than churches!

[Brutal Truth @sarkarstix]

Content creator Sahiba Ali gets an exclusive with Venkatesh Iyer, only to reveal she’s never held a cricket bat in her life.

Iyer literally has to teach her the basic grip and point out where the batter is supposed to stand.

​To top it off, she faces just 3 deliveries and acts completely exhausted, dramatically showing off that her heart rate spiked from 50 to... 78.

​Meanwhile, real cricket journalists who know the game inside out grind for years and still have to fight tooth and nail just to land a 5-minute interview.

Make it make sense.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Anushka Sharma left India to live in 4 AQI of London, eats the most unadulterated food items in the world, jogs in clean lanes, lives around the most advanced healthcare system.

Then comes home occasionally and preaches unscientific cures using Homeopathy to Indians who breathe in 400+ AQI Air, eat adulterated food and walk in garbage and dirt.

[RiTesH @ritesh_2oo]

What we suspected turned out to be true: Saurav Joshi and Avantika are about to get divorced.!! 🤯🤯

[Yolo247 @Yolo247Official]

'NEET exam canceled due to paper leak'

Students who put their lives on hold and cut everyone off for the last year just because of this exam:

[Alone🐯 @loveraj1122]

Newton's 3rd Law apply hear 😂

[Ray🫧 @ravikiran_dev7]

me watching Claude Opus 4.7 one-shot the SaaS I was planning to build over several months

[Best of funny @2Two_D]

All my respects to science.

[sam @samdape]

a company dies once the funny people leave

[Veena Jain @Vtxt21]

6 days ago a Reddit user alerted that there is a crack in Mumbai metro flyover near Mulund

MMRDA clarified that, everything is okay & asked not to spread misinformation

Today one concrete slab collapsed & fell on a Car & Autoricshaw 😵‍💫

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

> Paid 30% income tax on salary
> Paid 50% tax on Skoda SUV
> Paid 18% GST on insurance
> Paid up to 60% tax on fuel

After paying

> get injured by unexpected metro slab falling from sky
> remain immobile for 6 months
> pay medical bills of ₹20 lakh
> Lose your Job 🤡

[The ACC @TheACCnz]

Suck it Straya!!!

[Rajabets 🇮🇳👑 @rajabetsindia]

Match Summary #ausvszim

[Silly Point @FarziCricketer]

Just spoke to @ZimCricketv, and handed over the cheque. Thank you for accepting the small amount. It's all settled. Congratulations Zimbabwe. ♥️

[Silly Point @FarziCricketer]

Zimbabwe if you defeat Australia, I will sponsor the stadium you are building in Victoria Falls.

[Saurav @saur4v]

@swarn6402 Sure thing bhai kal batata hu :) Thanks

[Saurav @saur4v]

@swarn6402 Tried one link and it looks like it’s streaming but no audio/video. 🔻

[Saurav @saur4v]

@swarn6402 Are these link updated everyday? Also will they work on iOS 📲

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

I was totally not expecting that 😭😭

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Joyride collapsed at the Surajkund Mela, Faridabad. Two killed, twelve injured.

Another reminder to never, ever do adventure rides or sports in India. Here, most adventure rides are temporarily assembled, poorly audited, and run on jugaad, not engineering. Safety checks are formality; accountability starts only after deaths and ends with a few suspensions or temporary arrests, some compensation, some condolences and the announcement of a “high-level inquiry."

[ViN @v10ax]

Those stickers are important, guys. Don't remove them.