big john

someone fetch me the gun, testosterone, and a cig

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@crashcrowns can’t wait for that pdf to drop

[brie 🌊 @briedidntask]

keaton verhoeff accidentally killing connor bedard on the ice with his peanut butter breath from his game day superstition meal

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@bickduttbooba ilya will have people patrolling his house and his knees will get weak

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@suffergoats this is ilya in the prison fic

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@justforfujoshi hayden calls shane when ilyas over and all hell breaks loose

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@2814club anything for brc ig

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@l0ucif3r_ YESSS

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@owkayyyyy i just leave comments and ask for ao3 links… truly fartin around on here

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@hey_its_katy @ER4SERHE4D what

[Red Velvet @RVsmtown]

Meet The Surfin' Boy

Red Velvet Summer Mini Album
【Velvet Summer】
➫ 2026.08.03 6PM (KST)

#RedVelvet #레드벨벳
#VelvetSummer #RedVelvet_VelvetSummer

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@Liiiiiem what’s the science behind him being soft? it looks like he’s hard he’s just pushing it down ?? wouldn’t the suit push it if he was soft

[Hudyama @huddyams]

So now y’all are saying his visible bulge is fake and calling it a prosthetic? Then it’s the “pregnant” and “belly” jokes. The obsession with feminizing and emasculating Asian men is so transparent. I’m so tired of y’all Westerners pretending it’s “just a joke.”

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@Chan_PerfectBum @hudmexx is it the one where it balls are out

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@kittycatkuki let’s get jungkook in myspace core…. can he pig squeal #prolly

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@bannerthyme

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@_emkjay whqt

[big john @sauronsdiary]

hudson’s friends love slutting him out

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@whimsfully maybe soft dom… but shane would not hard dom ilya

[big john @sauronsdiary]

@kittyheartfelt let’s not, not today