✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan

Trying to make parenthood funny one tweet at a time, even if it isn’t always funny! I Instagram too:

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@HenpeckedHal @Beagz Whenever I tell my 5 year old to do something he doesn’t want to do, he will say, “When are you going to stop controlling me?!?!”

It’s gonna be a while bud 😂

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

[serious] What has been the biggest reveal of your life thus far? I.e. your best friend was cat fishing your dad, your grandpa was the BTK killer, etc.

[KHAM 🇬🇾 @khamraps]

Forgot to post this here as well. Arrest the cops who MURDERED #BreonnaTalyor

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@Walshton_21 Same yo

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Today is #BreonnaTaylor’s birthday.
#SayHerName. Think of and pray for those closest to her. Dedicate time to work for #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor. Here’s how. RT. Share.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘She wielded that weapon of white supremacy.’ — @baratunde is reading Amy Cooper for exactly who she is and what she represents

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@katwils0n I haven’t even watched Gilmore Girls since the remake, I REALLY didn’t like it! Like, why after all these years did Lorelei and Luke secretly get married? And the stupid play!! I was so sad!

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

REAL men don’t need a MASK when we go to the store because we’re not SCARED. All we need is an ASSAULT RIFLE and maybe a ROCKET LAUNCHER in case the YOGURT tries anything STUPID

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@LaurenBrimley Same tbh and I don’t really care anymore either... but I’m a hufflepuff

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@katwils0n Pine-Sol! I didn’t even realize until we got some and once I started cleaning I was taken back to my grandmas house! Her house always smelled like that and I never noticed!

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@KatecBowler Oh man! Our children would get along so well, this is amazing 😂😂😂

[Anthony O'Shaughnessy @anthonyshock]

I've been feeding the old man next door for about a month now. I ring him before I make dinner so I know to make extra. I just called to let him know what I'm making tonight: Broccoli Parmesan Farfalle and Lime-Frosted Carrot Cake. 'I look forward to this every day' he said.

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@LaurenBrimley My mom still does that too, she always freaks out whenever someone is dancing, yes dancing, or swearing. I have to tell her we are all adults and don’t care haha

[✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻Savan @savanboban]

@dadmann_walking I’m so glad I didn’t have a time so I’m sorry you’re not getting married and you want me haha was the way you want me

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

i wear a mask for my grandfather

[Ian Fields, MD, MCR @eeyanmiller]

My mind has experienced a totally bizarre frame shift. Watching TV shows filmed months/years ago and wondering why people are out of the house and not social distancing. Bizarre. Will this be the new normal?

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

What use is a husband, if you can’t talk about every single thing that pops into your head at every given moment for the entire quarantine?