Girls will tell their friends “if I’m still single at 25 I’m going on The Bachelor” like girl the man you’re texting is talking to 7 other girls rn you’re already on the show
The Tom Brady hate & bitterness befuddles me. He is the greatest athlete of our generation. In a league set up for parity he has decimated it. No one can sniff his level of accomplishment, yet the resentment & vitriol is off the charts. Give the man his due, he’s earned it
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod