🔹Sav🔹

To this day, they have to be wrong because life is a balancing act.. less of pain, more of beauty || SNC '20

[☆LA JEFA☆ @1blaatina]

i may not have 6 friends to carry my casket but i do have 1 bestfriend who will flirt with 6 men to do it for her 🫶🏼

[🔹Sav🔹 @savannah_bartsy]

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[Kathleen Ackert, DO @AckertKathleen]

Casually broke in our new scrub tech with an unplanned c-hyst. Obstetrics is crazy town sometimes. People go from being low risk and routine to all of a sudden emergent. It truly makes me wonder why people would ever want to have a baby at home

[theesnek.bsky.social @thee_snek]

If you're unfamiliar with Wisconsin's geography you might think there's a single county that's not full of alcoholics, but that's actually a lake

[Kick Push Kgosi @MrSkinnyGenes]

If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened

[Ryan K Harrison, MD @rkh_md]

Folks. I’m tired of washing my hands before surgery so I’m not going to do it any longer. If you get an infection, it’s not my problem.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I heard the perfect Covid quote today.

“If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In Singapore, people are automatically registered to be organ donors, and can opt-out if they choose. However, opting out puts people at a lower priority should they need an organ transplant themselves in the future.

[🔹Sav🔹 @savannah_bartsy]

@ekremdelanovic Be there in about 9 hours

[eric carle @ericcarle]

From the Eric Carle Team: It is with heavy hearts that we share that Eric Carle, author & illustrator of The Very Hungry Caterpillar and many other beloved classics, passed away on 23rd at the age of 91.

Thank you for sharing your talent with generations of young readers.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Yall want this frantic about 3K ppl dying A DAY enough to stay in the house but 6 cases of blood clouts out of 7 million got yall saying "see this is why i didn't get the vaccine". Alrighty

[GL @gldivittorio]

More people have died from gender reveals than have gotten blood clots from johnson & johnson

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

If you often procrastinate, open this

[April Gant | adoseofapril @adoseofapril]

Can we all agree to still respect people’s boundaries when ‘social distancing’ measures get lifted?! I still don’t want anyone 2 metres near me in a queue or breathing down my neck. It was never nice.

[Jamaine @thejigg]

What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?