Savvy Michel

I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious. Just riding cutting ponies and chasing dreams. Mother of Yeehaws.

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Servin’ looks

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Mere: “what is it with guys and not having cases on their phones?”

Me: “Have you ever had to try and convince a dude to put a condom on?”

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Mind you this was over a year ago and it’s lived in his head rent free ever since, also baby gap is the worst thing you could think of? That I’m skinny and hot???

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Thinking about how a guy approached me at the bar to tell me he saw I talked shit about him in one of those “are we dating the same guy” groups and I said “yeah I said that” and I don’t think he knew where to go from there so he just said I looked like I shop at baby gap

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Thinking about how a guy approached me at the bar to tell me he saw I talked shit about him in one of those “are we dating the same guy” groups and I said “yeah I said that” and I don’t think he knew where to go from there so he just said I looked like I shop at baby gap

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Doesn’t matter where you’re at in your healing journey seeing the guy you would have given your left tit to be loved by give his all for another woman is the worst feeling on earth. Like oh you were capable of that all along just not for me!

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

The same people who are mad about the Paris opening ceremony regularly photoshop Trump depicting him as Jesus Christ and “the chosen one”, further proving that it’s not sinful or evil until you don’t like it 💀

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Swiping on tinder in my hometown to see if anyone I know is on here and yk what?? Oklahoma, I’m so sorry I’ve complained about your dating scene, Tennessee is worse

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Netflix knew I was bout to cancel my subscription that’s why they put Jujutsu Kaisen on there, yall ain’t slick 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

If yall are confused abt why Morgan wallen still has fans just know I was playing the original version of cover me up once and a guy asked me if it was a cover and then argued with me for 15 min until I pulled up receipts, they are not the sharpest tools in the drawer

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

I was so tired after busting my ass at the bar all night that @WyattFlores10 asked me if I needed a hug 💀💀, what a sweet and genuine human being, yall should definitely go stream his music if you aren’t already

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

@olemissmal Yes 😂🫶

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

@WyattFlores10 I’d subscribe

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

@olemissmal @MegRaeB Except when I dated him the bank was bout to take his farm 💀😂

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

I actually said this, I’m suing

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

I fear neither death nor man, but I do fear the day I say “country boy I love you 😛” and nobody knows it’s a vine

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Starting your period when you’re already deathly ill is the biggest fuck you from the universe like don’t I have enough going on damn 😭

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

@olemissmal Drizzy AND j Cole?!

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

@olemissmal Good ole Kolby Blaine back up to his old tricks 💀💀💀

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Dude that’s been messaging me and telling me I was always the one and he wants me to move back to MS just updated his profile pic with a girl I wish I could say I’m surprised but I unfortunately am not 💀💀💀

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

@emilyna95 What I’m saying 💀💀💀💀💀

[Savvy Michel @savannah_yonge]

Imagine being this much of a hater 😭😭😭 like yall had nothing better to do at the salty bronc?