Savannah Workman

I’m the oldest and the wittiest

[Savannah Workman @savannahbethh]

Apparently 2020 is the year of the rat and I just found a rat that my dogs killed so I hate to be that person, but it doesn’t look promising

[Sklee @Skleepoker]

If you have less than 5 representatives in the #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke

[emily may @emilykmay]

Y’all wide legged jeans being in style feels so mean, like this simply does not look good on most of us.

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

The #Barbiemovie reminded me of the original Ken™️:

Nancy Drew’s boyfriend Ned Nickerson

Ned is also hot, a little dim, and desperately in love with a girl who’s too busy going on adventures with her girls to fully commit

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[Kristen Howerton @kristenhowerton]

An anxiety disorder looks like going through airport security and seeing that there is a drug-sniffing dog and thinking to yourself "DO I have cocaine in my bag??" even though you've never actually seen cocaine in real life.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the CDC now recommends going down into the wine cellar with your friend to see the rare vintage of amontillado they have acquired

[Savannah Workman @savannahbethh]

I woke up with “Waking up is hard to do” playing in my head to the tune of “Breaking Up is Hard to Do” so this is what it feels like to be Lin Manuel Miranda, right?

[Steve Bezner @Bezner]

“I have the right to do anything,” you say—but not everything is beneficial. “I have the right to do anything”—but not everything is constructive. No one should seek their own good, but the good of others.—1 Corinthians 10:23-24

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

did it hurt? when you convinced everyone to play your favorite board game and then somebody said “this is complicated” while you read the rules

[sio @bestinsio]

if Im on your close friends story on instagram I take that position very seriously. I will sing at your funeral

[Savannah Workman @savannahbethh]

Wearing a jumpsuit is always a good idea until you have 2 minutes between classes and find yourself completely undressing in a school bathroom

[Savannah Workman @savannahbethh]

“…We are not put into this world…to avoid danger when an innocent fellow creature’s life is at stake.” -Agatha Christie, The Moving Finger

[Danté Stewart (Stew) @stewartdantec]

Black women are often times the most counted on and least appreciated. You can’t say you love Black women’s talent and then turn around to devalue their wholeness and rest. They deserve so much better from all of us.

[Savannah Workman @savannahbethh]

@MegBrown_10

[Savannah Workman @savannahbethh]

@MegBrown_10 I was away from my frisbee loving girl for two weeks and it was such a struggle. But the reunion will be so sweet!

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

One day you’re a child and then one day the lyrics to Landslide make sense and you’re crying in a car wash