Meeple Shmeeple

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

A corgi just smiled at me so everything is probably gonna be ok

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

if your mans doesn’t hype up your nose contour throw him away sis.

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

@alidwy3r No.

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

@alidwy3r ENJOY

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

just some ✨street art✨ I found on today’s run ~artist: unknown~

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

Take a shot every time Clare says “showed up” and then die of alcohol poisoning I guess? #TheBachelorette

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

@alidwy3r All I want for christmas is ✨you✨

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

A small piece of my soul dies every time someone borrows my hand sanitizer and “accidentally” squirts half the bottle out

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

RT if you made it through high school without murdering

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

Other 7 yo girls in their diary: “OMG. I have a crush on Brad”

Me:

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

@alidwy3r *silently adds “go to dollar tree” to the top of my extremely important to-do list for tomorrow*

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

why are trendy bikinis either $2 or $80???? like where is the moderately priced, cute bikini company????

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

@CassytheGinger I keep finding them at the 711 on Greene and sunrise!

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

@BAHLtillyoufall we’re still working with 6 more days and 22%

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

so I have a strong aversion to filters but never actually bothered to ask a guy so: If a girl uses a snap filter are you tricked into thinking she’s hot....OR do you assume she’s actually even less hot than you thought bc she feels the need to use a filter on a 10 second photo?

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

Why are all the people that still use Facebook either racist or pregnant

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

I can’t even name something that makes me more uncomfortable than when a guy snaps me a video of him lip syncing a song in his car. Men, please stop this. It is literally a death sentence on your end.

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

shocked & confused people need so much convincing to simply be in favor of treating everyone with the same level of respect???? Am...am I missing something...?

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

[Meeple Shmeeple @savcoffey]

young girls’ obsession with timothee chalamet makes me wildly uncomfortable.