save it! app

Free app created by a mom because they don't stop talking so we shouldn't stop saving! create profiles for your favorite talkers and save quotes with pics!

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Me: maybe
5 yr: closer to yes?
Me: probably
5 yr old: I don't do probably
Why don't kids do our nation's negotiations?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I'm super strong. I can lift anything.

Me: Lift me.

5: I can lift anything that isn't fat.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *finally comes upstairs*

Me: I told you to come up here five minutes ago.

5: Traffic.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I ate my cupcake.

Me: You just licked off the frosting.

5: I ate the part that matters.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Do you want to get a job someday?

5-year-old: I don't want to be sad.

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Seriously - the good ole' days #tbt

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Always be humble. Don't brag.

5-year-old: But I'm kind of the best.

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3 yo (eating cereal) : I don't like it.

Me: you ate most of it and it's what you eat every day.

3: they changed it. Call and complain

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I hate Mondays.

Wife: It's Tuesday.

Me: I hate all days equally.

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(While doing a "science experiment")
5 yo: I don't need rules, I know what I'm doing.
Me:....

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My pig learned to open doors with her snout.

She's like those raptors in Jurassic Park.

The pig apocalypse starts now.

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5 year old mind : if you aren't singing about what you are doing while you are doing it - are you actually doing it?

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

My body is a temple.

A temple where I store tacos, cookies, and other baked goods.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

5: I don't like it. It's too spicy.
Me:
5:
Me:
5:
Me: IT'S A PANCAKE

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Mosquitos are God's reminder to go back inside and enjoy the air conditioning.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Me: *Has screaming children hanging off every limb*

Target cashier: "Have you heard about our REDcard?"

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5yo: Does your knee hurt because you're old?
Me... I guess...
5: well, that's just too bad then.
Me: .....

[SpacedMom @copymama]

7yo: Is “tickling your fancy” like when you tickle a rich person?

I don’t know about you, but this is why I had kids.

[The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm]

Parenting bucket list:

Referee while my kids fight through solar eclipse

Check

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5 yo: "Alexa, play Black Dog by Led Zeppelin"
(High-fives self and goes back to cleaning house) #parentingwin