savannah

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i really have had burritos that are better than whole ass relationships i’ve been in for real god damn

[savannah @savkerber]

my special talent is i can get a red wine stain out of pretty much everything

[❦ @saintdoII]

the sex and the city kiss and tell fashion book could fix me .

[savannah @savkerber]

my grandma shipped me a lasagna for missing thanksgiving… i love being italian

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

one thing I’ve learned is you’ll lowkey never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you

[savannah @savkerber]

i can’t be the only girl that doesn’t want to wear white at their future wedding

[JM @JcndaMill]

Men used to do things like create electricity & build skyscrapers now they just sit in group chats & talk about hoes and parlays

[savannah @savkerber]

KISSES TO MY EXES!!!🫧

[clare @sadderlizards]

i think i’ll find the cure for depression in the knick knack section of a thrift store

[gabitha. @igabitha]

attentiveness as a love language. do not get me started. there’s something so wholesome about someone who listens to you so closely that even a spontaneous rant about something that annoyed you results in them showing up with a solution to make your life easier the next day/week.

[savannah @savkerber]

him not understanding why you would cry during barbie is the red flag

[𝓴. @EARTHTOKIBRIA]

i’ve come to realize that i’d like a chef husband or a bob the builder husband. i’m over the fashionistas

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

The older you get the more you realize how precious life is. You have no desire for drama, conflict or stress. You just want good friends, a cozy home, food on the table, and people who make you happy.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The boys are back in town