Savannah

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i didn’t lie i was doing a bit

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is i'm outside

[alfie @alfienxo]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Elon’s next tweet

[mr. klooper @bobbyklooper]

Surf n turf

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i understand why they hit people over the head with a frying pan in cartoons.

[Savannah @savschwifty]

Wish I could throw myself out the window but I have too much to do

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Savannah @savschwifty]

@SonnieJohnson Are you fucking stupid? Asking for a friend!

[isaac @i_exsilium]

Is it a manic episode or are we just so back?

[Princess Danu @princessdanu357]

Are we like this because we drank from the hose?

[Alana Mastrangelo-Wrask @ARmastrangelo]

Theo Von to a literal vice president nominee: "It's sad that you can't even do cocaine in this country anymore."

This guy 🤣🤣🤣

[C H E L B! 🌭 @chelbb_]

Transgender operations *spins giant wheel* on illegal aliens *spins giant wheel* in prison

[Savannah @savschwifty]

could really go for a four loko rn

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

what’s it called when ur delusional but self aware

[Savannah @savschwifty]

@JDiscigil Dingo Derby on the 4th floor of cannon!

[Madeline Huffman @madshuffman]

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