Sav

Just had one too many limoncellos, no biggie

[Sav @savsummers15]

My favorite Idahoan religion

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

The Seattle Mariners:

Hotdogs from heaven

Baseball from hell

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

Patriots vs. Seahawks Super Bowl with bad bunny and Green Day halftime show this one’s for the libs

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

this lion concerns itself with the opinion of everyone because I have an anxiety disorder

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Just saw this on the Q train wtf

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the pope making the clutch move of ordering a couple of marg towers

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

everyone who got pink pilates princess in their spotify wrapped

[sophie @netcapgirl]

ever since i was young i wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Surely this large sprite, bacon egg & cheese, and 4 hashbrowns from McDonald’s will make me feel better with no repercussions

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

did anyone else go through that phase where they watched Cake Boss religiously ? 😭

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

neeeeeed to get a 44oz soda and gossip with her

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy you were"
- how many hours you worked

People will remember:
- the death of a pop-tart on national television

[Danielle Sepulveres 🌻 @ellesep]

“This is going to ruin the tour,” I whisper when my PTO request gets denied

[jodie @jodieegrace]

girls the night before their birthday:

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[juan @redrumjuan]

🚨JUST IN: Margot Robbie in talks to produce a film based on Hilary Duff’s edition of Tooth Tunes, the popular 2006 toothbrush.

Via: Variety

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I'm not proud of the person I become when I see a cheese tray at a party.

[Gonzaga Hot Takes @gonzagahottakes]

“I’ll be picking McNeese St. over Gonzaga as my 12/5 upset”

Nolan Hickman: