Savanna Schyma

[Melissa Tate @TheRightMelissa]

Only in America can a white guy shoot 3 white guys & people riot because it’s white supremacy 🙃

[Americana Mama @AmericanaMama_]

Why does BLM defend a white child rapist dropping the "N" Bomb 💣🤔

[KidRock @KidRock]

My people tried to get me to do The Oprah Winfrey show years ago and her people wanted me to write down 5 reasons why I loved her and her show…🏳️‍🌈 I said fuck that and her. End of story.

[Savanna Schyma @savv133]

@saylor837 loving the profile pic

[jon @cooolstoryjon]

kind of fucked up that mac and cheese isn't healthy but okay

[lj @laurenljjackson]

Listen, if drunk me says something, you gotta take that up with drunk me. Don’t come at sober me because she wasn’t there...

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Major Respect.

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot

[abbey @AbbeyGrau1016]

as i’m sitting here eating my salad at the softball game, my dad yells from THE COMPLETE OTHER SIDE OF THE FIELD “abbey it doesn’t help to eat a salad when you drink a fuckin keg every weekend” KK THX 👍🏻

[shelb @baeraeshelb]

Why is the fitness industry so big on trashing girls who go out on a Friday night and being like “while you’re out partying I’m crushing my goals” 10 years from now I’ll remember memories with my friends loving life, not squeezing in an extra lift.

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

And when you think you can actually trust someone, still don’t.

[Justin @JustinAldrich_]

In honor of Jersey Shore coming back on, we are no longer calling Uber’s. We are supporting our local cab drivers and designating one person to announce they’re here each pregame

[atrevido @_EliteZay]

Before calling me.. ask yourself .. is this textable?

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

does anyone remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile”