Sam

every second on here is a meditation on restraint

[Sam @savvmir]

Holy shit the mexico filter is on outside what the hell is happening

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Imagine the scale of reeducation and mass literacy campaigns needed to address this

[Sam @savvmir]

Meanwhile leaving someone else on read after they sent me their whole ass address

[Sam @savvmir]

Is there some tips people can give me to get someone on marketplace to reply without seeming desperate my current strat is asking where they are and saying I could come right now DEPENDING on them really put the ball on their court

[Sam @savvmir]

@DevonESawa Caribbean queen of patties lansdowne bloor hands down, basked everyday

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[el pendejo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Average Woke 2 classroom. We're back.

[Sam @savvmir]

Only on twitter could I be ragebaited by a post, look in the replies and see them making a great satirical point about Islamic banking, and then also realize they think they found the *actual true* loophole, bitcoin

[Muslim Bitcoiner BIP-110⚡ @MBitcoiner]

Halal sports betting is already here

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Sometimes someone says something so intensely French that you need to smoke a cigarette

[Sam @savvmir]

5 years in the future I’m going to be going around asking people for a lightning charger and someone should just kill me at that point

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Couldn’t really ask for a more succinct portrayal of Canadian identity as nothing but corporate brands

[ؘ @darIingest]

everything not black n white sometimes it be Bengali

[monn @iletthesuntalk]

this pic so crazy i thought it was ai omg

[Paul R. DeHart @PaulRDeHart]

This is a huge crisis that points to the degradation of the Ivy League and of elite education in the United States but also of higher learning more generally. The University has been reduced to vocational training and converted into trade schools. Nothing wrong with those things. But that's not what universities are for. And sort of silly to think universities are well suited for it. Universities are for the sake of the human being qua human and therefore for learning for its own sake. The liberal arts--where you learn things for their own sake--are the arts of liberty. And the idea that you can have liberty without them is pure hokum.

[Sam @savvmir]

Quite a fan of how gendered Costco is

[Sam @savvmir]

Having a slideshow of paintings they couldn’t name and then having to watch it change to love island literally so corny

[Sam @savvmir]

Millennials love the frame TV and that kinda perfectly explains everything wrong with them

[Sam @savvmir]

Blasting gunna in the gym trying to forget about this but lowkey might have changed me like this was a level of calling me out only my subconscious could have come up with

[Sam @savvmir]

Had a nightmare that a oomf I’ve never talked to chewed me out real bad for being irritating almost woke up and apologized to her. Why are women right in my own dreams