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hey I hope it's sunny wherever you are

[sav @savvvbar]

sweet brothers

[sleepwalker @sl33pw4lkr]

fondly remembering when Nintendo sold every american home the body shame machine

[Shark Week @SharkWeek]

Summers are for the sharks! ❤️ this tweet for a reminder to tune in to #SharkWeek starting Sunday, July 23 at 8p on @Discovery.

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[sav @savvvbar]

what makes me so sad is that I want like 13 more kids and like I even want to birth 13 more kids I just don’t want to get fat 13 more times

[sav @savvvbar]

not my business but when I see girls pregnant af, using, posting bump pics holding cigs & elf bars idk I feel some type of way bc they’re about to have healthy babies (great but also like HOW) when I did literally everything right & my poor kid hasn’t caught a break since birth

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she’s stressed everyday about everything

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

Ok I knew what an Adam Levine was. Even knew what a Harry Styles was. I have no idea wtf a Ned from Try Guys is & I will take no steps in fixing that. Pls do not attempt to inform me either. I followed two (2) white ppl scandals this month. Thats enough. We'll try again October

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Can we normalize not loving family members

[kidversations @kidversations_]

“Is chicken the animal spelled the same as chicken the food?”
- my child, about to be shook

[Janelle Scales (she/her) @nellie_scales]

People snap at their kids all day, they yell, use sarcasm, and overreact… but the minute the kid responds similarly… Adults are threatening or using violence.

Too many parents believe only adults are able to be disrespected but y’all disrespect kids every day, it’s awful.

[Donna Auter @dkauter]

How about instead of saying “she shouldn’t have been jogging at 4:30 in the morning”…we say that no one should be fearful of being abducted or killed on a run. She did nothing wrong. #bebetter #ElizaFletcher

[sav @savvvbar]

it’s me joking through things that are causing me stress and that I am literally losing sleep over at night ha ha ha

[Austine @theereal_one]

Returning online orders is too much of a hassle to me. I just take my L and go about my day in misery 😭😭😭

[Mr Bean @beansontoastpls]

Sam Jackson hugging Will Smith like he’s wanted to smack the shit outta Chris Rock for years 🤣🤣

[i. adan @Imman_Adan]

If Chris Rock just said “if that’s how mad he gets in March, imagine how pissed he is in August”

He prolly coulda won that round.

[sav @savvvbar]

No they did not 😂

[Cody Momochi @CodyWasabi]

@sgrate__

[sav @savvvbar]

We found out that Jaxon has been messing with the thermostat when he climbs up on the tv stand and hahahahhaha the gasp I just let out when I saw that my electricity bill was $300... have kids they said