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not Mark Ruffalo

[Sav @savvvvvc]

lockdown as a single person succckksss. if you’re coupled up in lockdown, idc how long you’ve been together or how tired of each other you are ya better be fucking. do it 4 me

[Sav @savvvvvc]

i can pay the $30 but what i hate is that when i requested a physical bill and a different way to pay the response was “it will be pulled out of your account.”

[Sav @savvvvvc]

i have been renting for almost 10 years

today i learnt, that if your property manager feels like it they will use the access they have to your chequeing account to pull our extra money for a “repair” in which you disputed, in writing

[Sav @savvvvvc]

who is in charge of fixing toronto airport???? the least efficient place i’ve ever been

[Sav @savvvvvc]

what is easter it is wedding day for @HaileyBreland 🤩🤩👰🏼‍♀️💖🎆

[Sav @savvvvvc]

my foot is feeling better, i got my tooth fixed. this morning someone crashed into my car (i’m fine)

[Sav @savvvvvc]

a week after recovering from surgery i injured my foot and now my tooth broke inside my mouth. looking for a caretaker thx

[Sav @savvvvvc]

@pauloafernandes I appreciate it… I hadn’t worried about ice until now…

[Sav @savvvvvc]

a week after recovering from surgery i injured my foot and now my tooth broke inside my mouth. looking for a caretaker thx

[Sav @savvvvvc]

@HaileyBreland omg it’s true

[Sav @savvvvvc]

for the love of god don’t ask your server to borrow their pen. i promise they need it more desperately than you do

[Sav @savvvvvc]

serving all day on 4 hours of sleep with a limp and i still moved faster than a leo’s employee

[Sav @savvvvvc]

being a total bitch to any man who speaks to me today then claiming that it’s women’s day

[Sav @savvvvvc]

the answer is no i do not want to go to fdvoyager i do not like it lol

[Sav @savvvvvc]

@HaileyBreland yeah idk sounds like a good decision to me

[Sav @savvvvvc]

if you’re thinking of asking anything of me in the coming weeks plz refrain i am wildly overwhelmed

[Sav @savvvvvc]

the pharmacist be like “take this 30 min before your biggest meal of the day”

sir do you really think i have my life together enough to know 30min before i eat my biggest meal of the day?? dawg i’m driving with my gas light on

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[Sav @savvvvvc]

nothing kills my soul more than when the very first table sits down and i ask how they’re doing and they respond with “i’ll drink a coffee”

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@wpgpolice shuuuut upppp

[Sav @savvvvvc]

i promise you the bartender can tell you are watching her every move

[Sav @savvvvvc]

@ayyrieslmao ugh god then when do i sleep

[Sav @savvvvvc]

how does one take care of themselves. can’t figure it out