Savannah

well intentioned 📞

[Savannah @savyitch]

@hiimbobbi She could change the world.

[emma @gobswife]

we need a stronger word than mother

[Corbie @Corbienest]

I don’t want to do those things. I’d rather be home with my kids.

[Savannah @savyitch]

@MetapolitikerX @tanyaelisabethh She did it for you! 🥰 glad you like it

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[Flop Updates @ThatJLawStan]

“I mourn hooded eyes”
“Upper bleph”
“She’s not the same”

[qobwashere @qobwashere]

If u have a problem with this you need counselling for childhood trauma. My dad was the first man I ever loved and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that? Freaks.

[emma @gobswife]

“from the creator of the good place and co-creator of parks and recreation”

[Savannah @savyitch]

@whylster_ Tom Segura was hotter b4

[Savannah @savyitch]

@Bearra69 @lousafterglow I reposted conjoined twins getting married

[Savannah @savyitch]

@moon_guurl #butterfliesfordonna

[san 🍉🔻 @AardbeiSL]

everytime theres news a man cheated and you look at the man and its the ugliest motherfucker alive

[Savannah @savyitch]

@Bearra69

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Gossip circle regarding Ethan Klein being an adulterer will be held outside Aldi at 4pm

[Savannah @savyitch]

@Variety

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A seal accidentally pops up and scares a polar bear cub while it was happily making snowballs

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Reminder to parents that u may think dressing ur tiny baby as a pumpkin for Halloween is predictable or whatever… I promise it is not and that nothing is cuter than a pumpkin baby

[Savannah @savyitch]

Needs a wash immediately but I’m about to have a party where people definitely won’t take off their shoes. Can’t sleep.

[Savannah @savyitch]

My life looms around washing my Tumble rug bimonthly