Its so cool how all the most normal ppl are like “im absolutely unhinged I take lexapro and eat mcdonalds” and then the actually crazy people r like “I wrote an article about the importance of family”
The thing about y’all wanting it traditional is that y’all are not traditional men. You have no capital, no career, no long term plan, no handy man skills, no control over your emotions, no car, no crib, no backbone, no grill, nothing
Get in the lab and try again
if you're going to the lake to be a miscreant-sunburned-hooligan and do miscreant-sunburned-hooligan things this weekend, THE LEAST you can do is take your miscreant-sunburned-hooligan trash with you when you go home.
If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19
The female experience is having an amicable breakup and thinking somebody isn’t that bad & then a month later u realize how heinous things were like u just woke up from a Coma
When I attend a baby shower, my absolute favorite thing is gifting the mom. Of course I get things for the baby but everyone does that and people hardly think about mama and her body. I get a few questions about it so here’s what I include in my postpartum mommy basket:
I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.
I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.