Sawyer ☀️🖤

tornado in an IKEA, that’s me | they/them

[gigi 🍃 @sapphosz]

the quickest way to get me to watch a movie is to have lesbians in it

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

“what if i flop?”
oh, but my darling,
what if you slay?

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

This is so age of Aquarius

[b✨ @pYSLrada]

sick

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

Spent 1 hour talking to tmobile to try and fix problems in my bill that have been recurring for 2 years and TODAY they’re finally fixed thanks to the coolest cancer sun Californian that quit Starbucks last year, Shirley you are a REAL one, I hope all of your dreams come true 🥹

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

@PeaceRoseShephe Sawyer :)

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

cried AND tried on slutty whorish clothes before noon. happy pride month everybody

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

Just realized that I accidentally gave caffeine to an older customer who specifically asked for decaf bc of health issues while I was at work like four hours ago and now I’m worrying about the well-being of a stranger with no way to know if she’s okay haha slayyy (((:

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@sportswithjohn @dearhankandjohn There is no way to send me an unsolicited pelican pic. They are perpetually solicited.

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

Hi this is my formal application to be the non verbal feminine twink with a sword to someone’s magical princess

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

The way mercury retrogrades ALWAYS change up my social circle is so interesting, like I feel like they almost never pass without either gaining at least one new friend or mending fences with someone I fell out of touch with and it’s always in the most left field way possible

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

According to medical professionals I am:
1) damp
2) raging
3) little

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

Thinking ab the fact that Taylor swift is re-releasing innocent this year, which means the lyrics “32 and still growing up now” will be truer in the re-record than the original

[Sawyer ☀️🖤 @sawyerrr333]

@SOTSPodcast Movements, paramore, MCR