sawyer

America’s Favorite Bike Mechanic

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

When I’m depressed I make in app purchases.

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

I really wanna learn MTG commander, but I just showed up to my first game night and it smells so fucking bad in here.

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

@catfoodparty Thanks for the rec! I’ll check it out

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

The hardest part of traveling in Japan is finding a coffee shop that open before 10am.

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

@scrowlsey Truly hated my salary job. Love my lowly mechanic work.

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

Getting off hinge to focus on flirting in my psychiatrist’s waiting room.

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

My first customer today walked up the counter and said, “do y’all only hire handsome people or what. Sheesh!” And that’s the energy I want and expect from every customer.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Igor Miličić Jr. of @Vol_Hoops is the only NBA, WNBA or Division I men's or women's player this century to have a game with:

20+ points
10+ rebounds
5+ assists
4+ blocks
2+ steals
75/50/75 shooting (FG/3P/FT)

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

It's pure lock ups out in Knoxville. Jordan Gainey, Zakai Zeigler and Chaz Lanier earned their way to the third-ever SLAMU digital cover by GUARDING: https://t.co/jmwolnVBWu

[Joseph K. @wallsallaround]

Who up saucing they scrod

[Rocky Top Now @rockytopnow]

JOE MILTON. OH MY🤯

Milton is currently 10-10

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Police killed more people this year than any other year on record, killing 3.4 people per day nationwide. https://t.co/G3YiCYIlCi

[Ethan Booker @Ethan_Booker]

LeBron unwrapping a Christmas present from his aunt. He sighs when he sees it's another basketball. "I know you love those," she smiles.

[sawyer @sawyerstinks]

My dad got an espresso martini at Chili’s

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Health care administrative waste is now MORE expensive than all spending on America’s public colleges, per @MattBruenig https://t.co/xIVj186WFO

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

🚨 NEW AP POLL!

1. Tennessee
2. Auburn
3. Iowa State
4. Duke
5. Kentucky
6. Marquette
7. Alabama
8. Gonzaga
9. Florida
10. Kansas

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Every $100 increase in an area’s median rent is associated with a 9% increase in the rate of homelessness, according to a report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Dalton Knecht tonight:

37 PTS (21 in 3Q)
5 REB
0 TOV
12-16 FG
9-12 3P (T-Most ever by a rookie)

The first rookie with 35+ PTS, 0 TOV and 75+ FG% since Blake Griffin.

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

“We leaned on Dalton Knecht … he looked like he was back at Tennessee.” — LeBron James

19 PTS
7-8 FG
5-5 3FG
2 REB
3 AST