TV Licence man just been at my door.
He said, "Have you got a TV?"
I said "No"
He said ,"You must have, you have an aerial on the roof!"
I said, "I've got milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a fucking cow in the garden!"
One of the perks of being a doctor is that when you start thinking you have a brain tumour, you can text your ENT surgeon friend to reassure you it's just sinusitis.
Air India confirms that flight AI171, from Ahmedabad to London Gatwick, was involved in an accident today after take-off.
The flight, which departed from Ahmedabad at 1338 hrs, was carrying 242 passengers and crew members on board the Boeing 787-8 aircraft. Of these, 169 are Indian nationals, 53 are British nationals, 1 Canadian national and 7 Portuguese nationals.
The injured are being taken to the nearest hospitals.
We have also set up a dedicated passenger hotline number 1800 5691 444 to provide more information.
Air India is giving its full cooperation to the authorities investigating this incident.
Air India will release further information via regular updates on its X handle (https://t.co/E5GNmjUHdL) and on https://t.co/j0KFr3rQU2.
Note to Editors: Air India requests media persons not to call the dedicated passenger hotline number.