Scottie

I've been classy since 86, treating women with respect since 91, and 100% badass since 99. Sauce guru.

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Honey is a sauce. Ketchup is a sauce. Guacamole is a sauce.

[Andrew Lawton @AndrewLawton]

JUST IN: Canada Post, which lost $1.57 billion last year, says it paid out $30.8 million in management bonuses last year.

Despite the CEO agreeing at committee to break down how much of that went to executives, Canada Post has buried executive bonuses in the aggregated number.

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

White Sox Tristan Peters

2nd Canadian in MLB history to hit for the cycle, joining Goerge Kottaras on Sep 3, 2011

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@BlaiseInKC My dog dumps in my buddies yard down the street almost daily. I send him picks of the event often.

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World Cup Lenny. @JoeBucsFan

[Coolbet Canada 🇨🇦 @CoolbetCanada]

Leonard Fournette has subbed in for Belgium...

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Grant Clitsome.

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Whoever names the most random NHL player wins.

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@TFPWillEat This guy is the cover photo on every mob podcast I’ve ever listened to.

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Eat shit @notdantonholden

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💯#USMNT

[Dean @DeanNoLongerInO]

@JDBunkis I'm not cheering for our success. I'm celebrating your failure.

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Anytime @RyanLostinTX has to pay money I call it a copay, mostly because I have no idea what a copay is and it makes me laugh.

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@RyanLostinTX $232 copay.

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Just happened to Arozarena.

[Jeff Maurer @JeffMightBWrong]

I’d like to coin a term for when this eventually happens:

Immaculate strikeout: When a player strikes out on three pitches and also burns both of his team’s ABS challenges.

[Maddy Dickens @mdpsnjournal]

Randy Arozarena just lost both of Seattle’s challengers in the same at-bat in the 1st inning

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@Truthhonkfortwo @WarEA6LE @Geaux402

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@WarEA6LE

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@WarEA6LE

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@WarEA6LE This would be as good as when I wanted Jameis as a raider.

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@BlaiseInKC Did any of them reply 2 or more times to you? If so that’s more replies than soccer teams get shots on goal in a match.

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In the park Leadoff #CheaterDinger #Bluejays50

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@JoeBucsFan I got them at +305