Back in uni, my roommate asked me to help her buy a pregnancy test strip from the pharmacy. I bought it⊠then used a red pen to draw two lines on it. đ
She snapped a picture and sent it to her talking stage, a guy sheâd traveled from school to Lagos to see more than twice.
She told him she wanted to terminate the pregnancy, but the man started begging her to keep it. To celebrate the âgood news,â he immediately sent her âŠ200k. I even got my own cut. đđ
That wasnât the end. She later billed him another âŠ100k for âantenatal registration,â and he sent it without asking a single question. He even started choosing baby names. She used the fake pregnancy to get a new phone, new wardrobe and hairs.
Eventually, she blocked him, not because he found out, but because she became convinced he was too trusting and that God would punish us someday. đđ
Some guys are just so weirdđ
This girl called me in the middle of the night just to tell me to knock the fridge before opening because there might be a salad dressing
Bro, God will punish you đ
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