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@ITVSport my 10 year old son said to tell you that you've used the Austria flag instead of the Latvia flag on your pundits desk. Wrong red apparently #ENGLVA

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@NextbaseUK can you stop now please? It's just #Spam at this point

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@VOXImobile nice touch, I've donated mine.

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@AAfthin83681 @SkySportsPL Thanks @ChatGPTapp

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@MCFC_Saul @SkySportsPL @Specsavers called, your glasses are ready

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This Man United team couldn't pass Go in Monopoly #MUNTOT

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@the_thin_air_ Fewer turns but there's a bend big enough that they've put it on the map!

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@OptaJoe why did you take off Grant Hanley's shot on target?

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@AndyRobsonTips Looks decent, would have a go if Paddy hadn't banned me 🤦‍♂️

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@DiscussingFilm Bloody good sales rep

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@tinned__fish Reminds me of this brilliant video that I rewatch often: https://t.co/VHrdgWaGus

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Do you remember when you joined twitter? Me neither but apparently it was 15 years ago! #MyXAnniversary that doesn't look right, how about #MyXVAnniversary

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@colleen_eileen A Dr Pepper in the drawer is worth 8 in the communal fridge!

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@fortelabs When I started to send things to @instapaper was a turning point in my information overload!

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@GraceREThomas There are only 2 reasons anyone should ever sit next to a stranger on the bus/train:
1. There are no empty seats.
2. Assigned / Reserved seating.

The genders of the people involved do not matter it's just weird for anyone to choose to sit next to someone they don't know!

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@DeadlineDayLive I wonder what @Nike will change the German flag to? They like purple?

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@CraigRussell80 They're not mutually exclusive Craig, it's possible to be annoyed at @nike, angry about child poverty and it's even possible, simultaneously, to be really rather pleased about my tea being just the right temperature to drink. #MultiFeelings?

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@fesshole I do the same but I use @SurfLaundry instead of shower gel and when I've washed my clothes I have to put the Mrs Clothes on and have another shower 🤷‍♂️

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@RobJailbreakrob @jordanbpeterson @JustinTrudeau I think the composite looks like Pedro Pascal!

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@JackDanielsUK when did you guys move #Manchester?