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[Loris @0xLoris]

'hey let's hop on a call'

hey hop off a building

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Your best employees don't want a cash bonus. They want:

• Quarterly pizza parties (2 slices max)
• A potluck the HR team "sponsored" by bringing napkins
• A $5 Barnes & Noble gift card
• "Unlimited PTO" they're guilted out of using
• A Slack shoutout on their work anniversary
• The privilege of training their own offshore replacement

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@cashrulesNC I live in Louisiana and have it encapsulated along the foundation with foam board where openings used to be + dehumidifiers + vapor barrier on the ground. Anything else you’d recommend looking into?

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@redwood_ryan_a Not worried about it withstanding the elements being outside? I’m in south Louisiana which gives me pause

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@imericrife Then answering the same questions to the physician’s assistant followed by the doctor

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Hall of fame opening sentence

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@depreciationguy @TAttucks Was looking into going there today. Could you maybe dm the property? Hyatt regency is under construction so figuring out a new plan

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@OJsGlove032 @luvblessingz Name of the show?

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@dave_stickland How far of a move?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

SpaceX will IPO tomorrow

Here's the bull case:

Target valuation is $1.75 trillion

But that's just on Earth

There are 8 planets in our solar system

That's $14 trillion in potential value

But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?

$1.4 septillion.

Woah.

[Я @LJJM__]

How did we as society accept Richard Jefferson doing Finals games

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I hope everyone gets to experience a baby sleeping on their chest at least once in their life.

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@naterez94 Bait

[Sam Biddle @samfbiddle]

The U.S. Director of National Intelligence

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@randomrecruiter @skylarromines Continuous Improvement Opportunity: sear on the ribeye

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

@skylarromines I emailed my wife a performance improvement plan when she overcooked my steak last week

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a tremendous talent. But the flopping and constant foul baiting takes away from his greatness as a player.

Watching him fall over and over for no reason is disrespectful to the game with all due respect.

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Yeah. I have to give it to him. Give me the room I paid for and don’t act like I’m crazy for wanting it.