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don't fool yourself by taking my tweets seriously here

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@volklub @Shaggy7979 yeh bhai shayad 70:30 ka calculation number of trips count karke karra... not the distance 😃 For many people, One outstation drive distance in 2 months equals thier city driving distances in 2 months.

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@bookmyshow tum aise bologe to movie ticket kaun book karega weekend me 😃

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@sarkarstix fan bano, chutya nahi!!

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@FI_InvestIndia first create a problem, then remove it after significant damage, and then become hero out of it!

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@BaluGorade I realised with age, kaam karte rahne padne wala .. retirement at 40/45/50 is still more like fancy concept than reality... because tum akele amir nahi ho rahe ho pichale kuch saalon me .. sab ho rahe.. so you are back to square one

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@volklub You will get to A+ tier

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@HotstarReality @adarpoonawalla @apoorvamehta18 @aneeshabaig @Dharmatic_ the last episode has to be with Shahrukh Khan

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@NIKHILLJHA @ivorysharma ok... but where's that part?

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@pratos_ it can be 2nd car

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@AUTOINTELIN tata aeris.. and swift should not be in list if it's just about looks

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@_SanjayGupta @_SanjayGupta sir, replace 'and' in your tweet with 'isiliye'

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@Ajain112 change friends 🙂 I bet, your stats would change

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@volklub Tiago stands out clearly... looks looks, power, features, safety in all dept.....just that, tata service is the issue compared to Maruti...

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@naughtyrobot725 hritik roshan cameo was still unnecessary

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@sarkarstix bigger pandal and bigger ground can't be solution as there is limit to that. It's never going to be enough. But yes, booking and token based system to ensure limited attendance and min queue time can easily be implemented.

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@sarkarstix Ideally, it's wrong, no doubt of it. But then think about it from practical POV. Can Mukesh Ambani, even if he wants to, can stand in long queue and would public not create mess around him? And rest his entire entourage with him for security reasons, same as any other place.

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@MTPHereToHelp @CyrusDhabhar guys relax, wo complaint karne wale bande ka address puch rahe hai... taki dhopenge usko mast aisa tweet future me ma karne ke liye.. 😃

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@volklub Reason I chose creta vs seltos despite all the noise for new platform n all. Service matters a lot in long term ownership, & should be one of the factor while choosing car. There would be hyundai complaints too, bt overall, still better than kia, and possibly best after maruti

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@jammypants4 @jammypants4 remember Guru movie's that dialogue??...... samajhlo bade aadmi ho gaye hai.... 🙂

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@bhatia_nachiket Education & healthcare should never be treated as business opportunities. Period.