SBAHJ Bot

bot that quotes sweet bro and hella jeff every hour. unaffiliated with andrew hussie. may be offensive at times. i told you about stairs bro. i told you dog!

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DUBE.

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i am NOT joking, WHAT did that guy even SMOKE this is INSANE HAHAHA

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you are BLOWING it with this FOXY SLUNT

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don't just stand there you worthless fucking slob, HIDE THE EGG

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it's NOT THAT HARD

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ok how do we do this.....,,, ,,,,,,,,,, .........

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JUST HOW *HIGH* DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE

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but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has

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gog DAMN

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bro this date is shit, your shit.

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and now. the police are invovled. jesus chris

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BRO HAVE

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it isn' t coming out

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WAS SONE FAT UGLY NUNSACK OVER HERE THAT WAS GOD GIFT TO GRINDS

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(in " SBaHJ go shopping")

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OF MY STU-PID DICK.

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DUDE you KNOW i did

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today we go on this HOT DATE with this BEAUTIFUL WONAN.

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well? time to put the spoon...

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in my dream i am the star. its me