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“If the Lord wanted contemporary music, He would’ve put a drum set in Leviticus.”

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[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

I think I might have had a relative in the room where it happened.

[SBC History @SBCHistory]

Happy Birthday to the Southern Baptist Convention! Born on May 8 in 1845, it was organized in Augusta, Georgia. 4,126 churches had a reported membership of 351,391.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

@claysmith79 I’m still looking for that “original recipe” group.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

@Jonathan_Howe But I like my groups like I like my KFC…original recipe.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

Gonna need some folks that ain’t too busy at the house of mouse to show up.

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[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

I don’t know much about mock trials… but I do know…

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

I don’t mind new songs.

I just like to wait 15–20 years to make sure they’re still around.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

Nothing tests Baptist convictions like a microphone, a business meeting, and the phrase “point of order.”

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

We say “the local church is autonomous”
until another church does something we don’t like.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

I’ve noticed most “needed changes”

are things previous generations somehow survived without.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

We used to divide over soteriology.

Now we divide over who gets to define what counts as cooperation.

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[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

“Let’s just sing the first, second, and last verse.”

Brother, that’s how liberalism starts.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

We don’t cancel church for weather.

If Noah could build an ark, you can drive a Camry.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

@3YearDeacon new number. Who dis?

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

Visitor asked where the coffee bar was.

I handed him a styrofoam cup and pointed to the fellowship hall percolator like a man of conviction.

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

If the hymn doesn’t have at least 4 verses and a key change nobody can hit, is it even doctrinally sound?

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

“If the Lord wanted contemporary music, He would’ve put a drum set in Leviticus.”

[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

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[RealBilliamBaptist @sbc_ecTalk]

Wondering if I should start speaking again.