Speedball Alchemist

Dog-whistle watchdog & dog watcher

[Siren the radical feminist @radfemsiren]

Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

when I was a kid I had a batcave toy playset and today our youth gets toy boxes with youtube thumbnails on them

[Speedball Alchemist @sbdialectics]

What would happen if a dog ate cat food? Would it die?

[Speedball Alchemist @sbdialectics]

Things are heating up in Riyadh! Or as I like to call it, Martyr's Vineyard

[Speedball Alchemist @sbdialectics]

Frankly I would've thought the Deloitte Cyrpus office is staffed by people of better moral character

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

Six days apart.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Bored of corporate bullshit today, during a catch up I dropped the phrase “why don’t we ferment that idea yogurt in the thought yurt?” and the chaos that ensued was the highlight of my year.

[Sapporo 🇬🇧 🐘🌲 @landofangle]

"Haha, well, where I'm from we would call it a barmy-cobby-rollybap"

"Bread"

"Everton growing up, but all North-West clubs, I do have a soft spot for Alty. England too. And Scotland."

"Spurs"

"100 duck-sized horses would be tough, but I'll go for horse-sized duck"

"Neither"

[seamus @fen_lon]

imagining a rapper called OBG YN

[Speedball Alchemist @sbdialectics]

Interesting that given current tech goings on that there's such a lack of good sci-fi being made

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

doing all that stuff myself is trivial to me because I'm smarter than you. I don't trust that a bot that's good enough for your purposes would be good enough for mine because, again, I'm smarter than you.

[Jimmy Ridimmi 🍉 @Bingus_Artworks]

Frog are unnaturally talented with silent comedy

[Center-Aezzie Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🗽 @AezzieUwU]

Joe Biden (R) vs Donald Trump (D)

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me asserting dominance towards my dressing gown that I’ve mistaken for a ghoul in the middle of the night

[Howling Moetant 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight

[Jake @JakeWally]

Just found this time capsule in an old reddit post about Elon

[Workhouse Overseer 🌐🥑🍌 @RepealTCPA1947]

> Archbishop named Moth
> Immediately installs massive lights everywhere in his cathedral

[kneeco @kneeco__]

Kash Patel in Valhallah