Bill Maher: “A little strip of land that was not part of the original Israel, but which they won in a war launched against them, but then gave back, as a peace gesture. Did they tell you that part on TikTok, kids? And the people who run Gaza, Hamas, who you celebrate as a liberation movement, but are really a terrorist mafia gang… only ever used it to stage attacks on Israel. I think McLemore spoke for all clueless celebrities when he said, ‘I know enough to know this is a genocide.’ Actually, you don't know sh*t. It's not.”
“It's not a genocide. It's a counterattack in a war. A war that's been waged on Israel since 1948, based on the ridiculous premise that Jews don't belong in the one place on Earth they are indigenous, and indisputably their ancestral homeland. Hey, geniuses, they're the Indians in this scenario.”
Now THAT is an Earth shattering kaboom! 💥
Hezbollah spent 20 years building a 2-kilometer underground fortress.
Iran paid for it. They filled it with rockets, missiles, UAVs, anti-tank weapons, mines and a command center.
Hezbollah vowed to defend it “at any cost.”
Then the IDF arrived.
Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.
All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.
We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.
We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.
While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.
If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.
One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.
Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.
We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!
Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian
Once you rent to the wrong person, they can live in your property without paying while you endure a long, exhausting legal battle.
Fraudulent rental applications are everywhere, yet no one seems to care. Refusing to rent has become the only way for landlords to protect their own properties.
#NYC #Landlords #HousingCrisis #RentalFraud #PropertyRights
“Do you understand what it means ‘genocide’? Do you, as a lead actor in Hollywood, understand that when Israel allows every day 600 trucks of food and supply to go into Gaza, they are not intending or planning to kill the people of Palestine? Do you understand if more people were born during the war in Gaza than died, so no one was trying to eliminate those people and the only ones that were trying to commit genocide were Hamas people? And that guy and many other people don’t get it.” @issacharoff responds to @MarkRuffalo
These radical figures are learning that their views are distinctly unpopular with American voters so they are perfecting stealth socialist candidates who can run a type of Spanberger campaign while later pursuing a socialist agenda. https://t.co/YwMd1KJG5r
Proving once again that you can't hate the New York Times enough.
Mr. "very soon, we shall annihilate the Jews" just wanted peace, according to the Times.
THE CITY OF NEW YORK WANTS 700,000 NEW HOMES BUT HASN’T BOTHERED TO SHARPEN THE AXE
“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”
New York City is promising 700,000 new homes but where is the plan to prepare the Department of Buildings to approve and inspect them?
DOB has just 1,613 employees - fewer than it had in 2020 including only 122 assistant plan examiners, 338 construction inspectors, 49 plumbing inspectors and 35 electrical inspectors.
The existing system is already deteriorating.
*Average filing-to-approval time has exploded from 8.3 days in FY2020 to 23.6 days in early FY2026.
*Electrical-inspection waits have soared from 2.6 days to 12.8 days.
*Construction and plumbing inspection times have more than doubled.
DOB itself blames “resource constraints” and reduced staffing capacity.
Yet, the city has produced no public workforce plan showing how many additional examiners, inspectors or administrative employees will be needed to process 700,000 homes.
No staffing targets.
No hiring timetable.
No productivity measurements.
No credible operational plan.
Just another colossal promise from a city government that announces the destination before determining whether it has an engine, a driver or any fuel.
You cannot press-release 700,000 homes into existence.
Another empty promise, while you pay more for less and less each day.
This great piece about the backstabbing Axelrod and his vicious mini-me Rahm Emanuel ha been picked up by @realcearpolitics:
Et tu, David Axelrod? - John Kass https://t.co/tCKl9Rbgc4
Fraudulent rentals and rent-free occupancy are rampant. The eviction process is long and burdensome, while the government stands by and does nothing. Property owners like us are now afraid to rent out our homes. #NYCHousing#Landlords#HousingCrisis#TenantFraud
We need the city to “fast track” the thousands of non payment cases that move at a snails pace. @TheRealSPONY members can’t house people when we can’t collect their revenue.
Spike Lee showed up to the NBA All-Star Game in pro-Palestine attire to protest a player for simply being Israeli.
Enes Kanter Freedom showed up to a WNBA game with a shirt that defined what a woman is.
One of them is banned from an arena & considered a “threat”