Lil Willy

“If you don’t succeed in the beginning, keep on sucking till you do succeed” -Curly Howard

[Lil Willy @sbres5]

People say there is nothing more painful than taking a razor scooter to the shin, try being a @NDFootball fan. Constant disappointment, constant torment and constant bubble baths with your toaster.
#jokers #fuckyou #depression

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SAQUON BARKLEY HAS BEEN FREED!!!! Your talents will be wasted NO more. Welcome to the Promise Land 26, @saquon #FlyEaglesFly #giantssuckpinkytoes

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Max Strus…GET FUCKED!
#outraged #notalentpieceofshit

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I am starting to get the impression that Taylor Swift may have dropped a new album, but can’t be certain. #justahunch #takeitease #baninstastories

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@StephenCurry30 was definitely the kid who would make out with the water fountain when he would get a drink of water at recess. #squid #peckerlicker

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Ban Zyn!?!? Why don’t you just piss on the Constitution already! #UnAmerican
#DontTreadOnMe #UpperDecky
#LipPillows #Zynbabwe

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James Bradberry = Poopy. #buns #dirtonmyshoes #getbirdflu

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I wanted to take this time and wish a very Happy Retirement (or whatever they are labeling it) to Mr. Bill Belichick.

Here is a gift from me to you, enjoy! #Belichick #SuperBowl #GoBirds

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Stevie Wonder would be a better Offensive Coordinator than Brian Johnson. For the love of Christ, fire the ignoramus! #sad #eagles #firethefuck

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@PrimeHydrate @PatrickMahomes @KSI @LoganPaul Shitty person signing with a shitty company. Adds up.

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@UTDBean That’s some team pride right there…..NOT!

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It’s truly great to see things not go @PatrickMahomes way.
#crymeariver #crybaby

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I can’t be the only one who finds it challenging seeing Alan Ritchson as a veteran military police investigator, and not the cocaine loving middle linebacker who shoots rabies before big games #jackreacher #bms #mindblowing #thadcastle

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Believe it or not, @DCarr8 analyst career might just be worse than his NFL career. #bum #dogwatertake #hurts4MVP #eagles

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Still feels like a criminal offense Snapple doesn’t have the glass bottles anymore.
#bringbacktheglass #snapple #outraged

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Nothing worse than turtle heading and having to waddle your way into the office at 8:30 in the morning.
#goodmorning #takingagrumper

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And according to Dirty Mike and the Boys, “a great f shack”.

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The Toyota Prius may not be a sexy piece of metal, but sweet heavens are they efficient and a well oiled machine.
#tampononwheels #toyota #prius

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“Aaron Rodgers will lead us to a Super Bowl”
-All Jet fans
#zachwilsonsteam

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2023 season is officially under way, and the giants still be doing giant things #whatajoke