Narcoleptic Fart Factory

I want to leave a better world for my grandkids

[NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center @NWSSWPC]

Large sunspot group emergence & growth captured by Solar Orbiter. The region is expected to rotate into Earth-view on 24 June. SWPC forecasters will then be able to fully analyze the region and adjust solar activity forecasts if needed. Stay aware at https://t.co/TV7Yw6Lq1Y

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Hunter Biden on Elon Musk:

“You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks @beeple, I’ve been a fan of your art for a long time. This is my new favorite.

When I decided to sell my art I wanted every piece on the blockchain and to accept Bitcoin as payment.

“The Internet of Money” by Andreas Antonopoulos really opened my eyes.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar @LadyTitania46 Todd Blanche belongs in prison for the rest of this stupid fucking life.

[Narcoleptic Fart Factory @sbroggie]

@MAGAVoice None of you really understand how votes are counted, do you?

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Is this one okay?

Asking for North America.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Has a single Republican in power bothered to learn the name of even one of the 13 service members killed in Trump’s war?

Every Republican on the hill oughta be hounded by reporters re: their complicity in these deaths.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Never forget, Eric Trump stole from a children’s cancer charity.

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

In just over a year, Trump has made the US weaker, poorer, less respected, and dangerously overstretched.

It will take decades to rebuild the standing he has completely destroyed

[Narcoleptic Fart Factory @sbroggie]

@BrilynHollyhand 😂

[Narcoleptic Fart Factory @sbroggie]

@hinds_mela61795 -A

[Haters_gonna_hate @princess_kim_k]

A friend sent me this.

It’s apparently circulating on Threads.

Loomer took a selfie and posted this.

A gift that keeps on giving

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Can anyone explain to me the reasoning Trump and Republicans are Pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell?

This is Fucking Wrong.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the 77 million morons who looked at this guy dressed as a fucking garbage man doing his double jerk off dance during the 2024 campaign and said “Yep, that’s my guy!” You truly are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

[Narcoleptic Fart Factory @sbroggie]

@CattardSlim MAHA makes you look like shit.

[Narcoleptic Fart Factory @sbroggie]

@RossKneeDeep A character from Star Trek

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@BoLoudon 🤣🖕