Samantha Brown

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

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[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

To the white run media:

Payton Gendron is not a…

gunman, shooter, assailant, or any other adjective y’all use to diminish the savagery of his crime.

He’s a…

white supremacist, murderer, terrorist, a rapacious, barbaric, monster.

Get the language right.

#BuffaloNY

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

@johnmarianony @Comic_Con

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

@craigllfixit @Comic_Con

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

@itsjustadamh @Comic_Con 🙈

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

It’s embarrassing how much my will to live is DIRECTLY connected to the weather.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

You guys ever notice Waldo is always smiling in the books?
That’s cause no one knows where he is and he’s happy as hell

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

Meanwhile, in northern Michigan, we’ve run out of places to put snow. #wonderland

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Hey. Same.

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

Women just want a $8 coffee and 2 kisses on the forehead

[Charles Soule @CharlesSoule]

RETURN OF THE JEDI is a Christmas movie

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

@Ancestry sent me this marketing email knowing full well my dad died in 2010 😶 #coldblooded #readtheroom

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

America: Where uteruses are more regulated than guns.

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

@ellenrouthier Hi yes, I think this text was meant for Summer. 😂

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

Star Wars but the lightsabers sound like Alexis Rose saying EW #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

@ellenrouthier For sure. Dogs always know, haha. You're also now protected against aliens and ghosts, based on every movie I have ever seen. 😅

[Samantha Brown @sbrown906]

Someone take me shopping and for nuggies. What a long week.