sophie

[trash jones @jzux]

TikTok being banned for 12 hours kind of reminds me of when you’d “run away” as a kid and pack a suitcase and like sit on the curb for 2 hours and then go home

[Just a girl @dammit_amy]

Other than everything, I’m fine.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Why is it that no one seems to ever have the right amount of whelm?

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

my friends: omg how are you!

me: i wronged the gods in all my past lives and i once again have only bad news

[tate @50FirstTates]

dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth which is patronizing as hell i bet they had places to go and important shit to do

[erica @ericanextdooor]

going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan

[Alicia🫧 @alicialartey]

Whoever is in charge of M&S food has an incredible mind

[cristina @sugaplumcris]

“the worst they can say is no” and hearing no is the worst thing ever to happen to me in my life

[Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc]

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Sheridan Smith has announced she will star in a new ITV drama called SO SALLY CAN WAIT about an Oasis fan who struggles to get tour tickets even though she queued on Ticketmaster for nine hours

[Jordan Tyldesley @PippyBing]

I hate how everything costing a fortune is so normalised now. What do you meeeean £150 for a concert ticket? What do you meeeean £100 for a train ticket? What do you meeeean £50 for a family to have a chippy tea? What do you meeean £7 for a single pint? Robbing bastards!!

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Shits funny until u realize it’s September next Sunday

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i like how the moon just does stuff like wow you’re gonna be orange one night? that’s amazing yay and oh you’re gonna be closer to earth than normal? that’s wonderful thank you

[ghost . . @sulky80715248]

the moon is a girl the ocean is a girl the sun is a girl and the stars are all girls

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately i am not demure or mindful i am loud and stupid

[trash jones @jzux]

kids these days will never know the power and glory of being in the "computer room"