sarah

‘spiteful little dyke’

[sarah @sbugggle]

i should become a person with interesting shoe choices

[sarah @sbugggle]

being gay be like - dykes touching your shoulders at the gay bar when they with they gfs

[sarah @sbugggle]

@69garakliker420 @ZachSvobodny @livingfart everyone knows it was burke c’mon

[sarah @sbugggle]

last thought recorded on the 24/4/2019

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

i watched my wife fall off a cliff... your whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did.

[sarah @sbugggle]

*unchained melody playing in the background when you find your favourite snacks on special at the shops*

[sarah @sbugggle]

i might not be good at much but im pretty good at eating all the fruit & veg i buy for myself before it goes bad

[sarah @sbugggle]

this might be the nighttime cold & flu talking but nothing in this world matters more than the people you love & who love you

[sarah @sbugggle]

costar coming in ~ H O T ~ at my biggest insecurity

[sarah @sbugggle]

why do men look like that

[sarah @sbugggle]

hottest thing about girls with glasses is that your face is blurry to them when they’re close to it

[sarah @sbugggle]

@69garakliker420 @clownstench i raise you 🤤🥵💦

[sarah @sbugggle]

im drunk enough to eat strawberries with their hats on so who’s the real winner here

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

this is what god said when he put me on earth

[sarah @sbugggle]

‘we were comfortable’ is rich person slang for ‘i did fencing in high school’

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Francis really doesn't want anyone kissing his ring.
This from today, after Mass ...

[sarah @sbugggle]

if the stamp saying ‘gay gay gay’ on my forearm from the queer night last night isnt enough for people at work to recognise what a dyke i am then maybe my new shag haircut that one of my best friends keeps refering to as a mullet will seal the deal

[sarah @sbugggle]

anything worse than leaving the house without your shred of self-esteem