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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | he/him

[scott😵‍💫 @sc0tt_c]

Come take a dive 🇬🇷

[Avatar Lorde @Chripotle]

Caroline Manzo I will never fucking forgive you

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

It’s crazy you can do this as a random private citizen who’s currently not at all linked to the government? Like do any foreign countries want to enter policy discussions with little old Tom? I have some good ideas I think

[✰.. @vybezkarteI]

Every time I watch this idk who funnier. Her or Cynthia

[ℓ ☽̶☾ 🍉 @btn1kk]

And she is right
Thank u next

[mazzi @caIImemyron]

ok but how do i get an invite???

[Harry Świdurski @harryswidurski]

Labour have 404 MPs
Tories have 117 MPs
Lib Dems have 71 MPs

You have SEVEN.
And you're not even one of them.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Burnham didn’t invite you to talk about social care because you resigned and triggered a by-election to deflect from taking a £5m million bribe from a billionaire, remember?

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

Funny I don't remember Farage being dragged in to apologise when his supporters started harassing Polanski with Nazi salutes. In fact the BBC did not cover the incident at all.

[8N @coolgirlnadiav]

I wish I was one of those gay guys whose job is go to gym and have coke addiction

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Me when their Grindr profile says “no taps”:

[Soma - Patron Saint of Christmas @SombraMapache]

Call me woke or whatever, but I don't think it's even vaguely reasonable to expect the literal mayor of NYC to be prohibited from attending a 9/11 memorial just because a handful of folks affected by it grew up to be malignant racists.

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

Right so what's the exact policy being proposed here then? Disapply the Mental Health Act when you feel like it? Force Category A staff to work with prisoners assessed to be psychotic and dangerous? Substitute the judgment of a psychiatrist for the bloody reform party? Clowns.

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

If he hires Max Balegde I’ll vote for Reform

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOOOOOOOOM.

[𝙏𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙊𝙛𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙 - COⱯDF II @alwspotterhead]

Can’t support her on this one

[cal @themaincal]

eating avocados is so performative

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

the cranberries (1994)

[Kennedy Davenport @kennedyddoftx]

Justice for Kenney lololololololololololololol

[Daniel 🇺🇦 #TeamAja @daniel_thestarx]

Akeria won the lipsync against Joey lol #DragRace