No longer here

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I wrote a post-mortem. Significantly less mortem compared to 2022 though.

https://t.co/Mw1S2upMwq

[Thomas Ballinger @ballingt]

Get a ticket to watch @hytradboi tomorrow and discuss questions about wacky stuff in Convex! Or wait, the conference videos go up later—but this is a remote conference that's fun to participate in live, there are some real neat folks in the discussions.

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@T0bias_Brandt @Iainlreland @AlexMillerDB @thinkingfish Talk 28: "Good thing we're not writing a database" by Peter van Hardenberg (@pvh)

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@T0bias_Brandt @Iainlreland @AlexMillerDB Talk 27: "Let's run a million benchmarks" by Yao Yue (@thinkingfish)

[Phil Eaton @eatonphil]

Raft is too popular. Consensus is too popular.

Are you using the right tool for the job?

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The final program:

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HYTRADBOI is tomorrow! Feb 28 0900 PDT. The chat will run for days, so it's worth joining even if you can't make the start.

Bring all your friends too! Re-tweet, share on your favorite forum, put flyers under your neighbours doors etc.

See you tomorrow!

https://t.co/HJm8AWojO3

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@T0bias_Brandt @Iainlreland Talk 26: "Enough with all the Raft" by Alex Miller (@AlexMillerDB)

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@T0bias_Brandt Talk 25: "A quick ramp-up on ramping up quickly" by Iain Ireland (@Iainlreland)

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@T0bias_Brandt Talk 24: "Serverless primitives for the shared log architecture" by Stephen Balogh

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Talk 23: "PRQL: a modern, pipelined SQL replacement" by Tobias Brandt (@T0bias_Brandt)

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@ballingt Talk #22: "Safe and productive performance with user-schedulable languages" by Jonathan Ragan-Kelley (@jrk)

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Other kinds of talks.

https://t.co/zYMSuhExo1

Someone start CheckIfItActuallyWorksCon. I'll help.

[Evan Chan @Evanfchan]

Folks, I’m giving a lightning talk this Friday at @hytradboi which is a fun online #database and PL conference. “Zero Copy Data Structures”. Come check out all the talks: https://t.co/2JtG9UMxYX

[TigerBeetle @TigerBeetleDB]

Your ever green CI
is not a rocket science
until you start to fuzz:
then bugs give you no rest

Come join @hytradboi
throughout the world online
And listen to matklad
explaining the simtests!

Friday 28 Feb, 10h00 PDT

https://t.co/YQiTLRbjnE

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It's starting to look a lot like ~Christmas~ HYTRADBOI!

Just one week to go.

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Talk #21: "Database ideas in Convex" by Thomas Ballinger (@ballingt)

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Just a couple of days left to submit your lightning talks! https://t.co/xmXGQLmnYH

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Lightning talk #8: "Shapeshifter: using LLMs inside a database for schema flexibility" by David Nachman (@dgnach)

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Lightning talk #7: "Language agnostic simulation testing on a budget" by Stevan A