Timeline is in absolute meltdown. 😭💀
✅ “Pep’s finished” is doing the rounds again.
✅ “Chequebook manager” posts flying everywhere.
✅ “115” and suddenly everyone’s a £5k/hour lawyer 😂
✅ Everyone turning into an accountant overnight doing “net spend” maths. 🧮🤣
Pure tears, pure panic, biblical levels of noise. 🤧
Our “oily club” is back. Properly back. 🩵🔥
🗣️ Paul Merson: “I don't want it to sound like Liverpool don't deserve to win the league, but they are not like the best Manchester City side that dominated the league under Pep Guardiola.”
Maturity is realizing that in the film Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man she slept with exactly once—a man who never even owned the necklace. She completely disregards the fact that the explorer who brought her to the wreck had built his entire career around finding that necklace. Yet, she held onto it for decades, on the off chance she’d end up at the wreck site again, just to chuck it into the ocean for no good reason… and croaks in his bed. Then goes and waltzes passed her husband in the afterlife to meet up with her 3 day fling!
Meanwhile, she conveniently leaves out the part where she let Jack—the “three-day love of her life”—freeze to death because she couldn’t scoot over a bit on the giant door. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, her husband of many years might’ve liked to know she’d been hanging onto a $250 million necklace all that time? How about her granddaughter, who was caring for her? An early retirement fund, anyone?
The real villain of Titanic? Ready for it? Not Cal, not even the iceberg—it was Rose. Still love that movie, though.
Nine years ago today, #ManCity announced the arrival of Josep "Pep" Guardiola Sala as the club's new head coach from the start of the 2016/17 season, onwards...
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Manchester City has had this effect on so many people who the media thought would only stay a few years. David Silva, Aguero, KDB, Pep, now Erling. The truth is behind the scenes, City is THE place to be in the Premier League. Best run club in the country, best facilities, best in class in every department.
🔵🔐 All documents are ready for Man City to announce and confirm new deal for Pep Guardiola.
It will be valid until June 2026 with an option to extend until June 2027, as planned.
Pep and his backroom staff already approved all the documents and clauses.