Fox Moulder

I'm the man with the cat. I currently own a beard as well. Things are exactly how they seem.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Depressed. Regressed. Avidly distressed.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I like how reaching out now means shutting up. My options are so limited I feel like I'm on Trumpcare before it starts.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Just wish the turd that he became didn't have to be the person I put on legal documents. Or basically anything in my life. Period.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Woulda been nice if he could remember it was his fault that we got birthed to begin with. Maybe followed up on that a little.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I wish my dad hadn't skipped out to enjoy his ridiculous life in Arkansas. Because, rich or poor, life in Arkansas is ridiculous.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Maybe this is why I really had no reservations about paying a therapist in the past.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I really don't have any outlet where I can say things other than here. Sad as fuck that social media is all I have.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

That awkward feeling when you're ready to dump everything and break down, but they need to tell you about their need for you to grow up.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

@adamleeroney Is Tito a strong name for vodka? I would imagine Vlad, Christo, or even Jeff could be better choices.

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I swear if Trump randomly, like, tripped on a squirrel or something we'd find an old tweet of his saying only fat losers trip on squirrels https://t.co/8AA8ghczLV

[The Eh Factor 🇨🇦 @AngeLaBambaaaa]

*Wakes him from sleeping*

You seem distant.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Your bill is currently past due.

Good, at least it's not gonna be premature.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I love everything, but I'm not allowed to exercise that emotion. #indiana

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Never been fetta.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I don't give a fuck about these donkeys.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

People aren't gross, they're revolting. Vomit inducing sacks of MacDonald burgers wrapped in an American flag made of ranch dressing.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I'd ask smarter people for advice, but apparently smarter is subjective and entirely open for debate.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

I like how saying things like "free schooling" and "woke" oddly share the same cess pit of knowledge.

[Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky]

Here, just put this jalapeno in your butt.

Why?!

I'm looking to skip 15 yrs of marriage and get right down to why you hate me.