Jas

no autographs

[Jas @scaliaxd]

kinda wanna make my own mayo but i feel like thats crossing a threshold from which there is no return

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@elonmusk could u do us a solid and stop requiring the app?
like theres no reason to force the app to unlock accounts that shouldnt even be locked in the first place

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@jorgepaezdev I'm not very smart either but at least I'm not a gay fuckin retard like you, Jorge

[Jas @scaliaxd]

X has once again demanded I install their shit app to unlock my other account.

I'm not doing that.

RIP my burner.
I just don't care enough to give them attention they don't deserve.

[Marcus Agrippa @LoyalVipsanius]

What terrifies me is if mothers were to give into depression and kill 50 million American babies. Imagine the backlash against peaceful mothers?

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@PBLMB25 "Sark's about to take a delay-of-game? At the 1? Better call my last timeout."

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@PBLMB25 Like I can believe Ryan Day is the most incompetent coach in the NCAA, but this is too much. Someone got paid big time.

[Jas @scaliaxd]

ryan day getting paid to lose

[Walmart Battle Orc @ASo1omons]

Waffle House really said "Knuck if you buck boy"

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@EMC_III @EuroGyro their fried shrooms are the truth, i'd be pissed too

[Jas @scaliaxd]

its that special time of year where browns fans say theyre not going to watch the browns but then secretly watch the browns

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@RachelRage330 sports streaming service
pretty popular in japan

[Jas @scaliaxd]

maybe we can find a middle ground and bring back asylums???

[Jas @scaliaxd]

Everything Yoon warned em about is happening, imagine my shock

[Jas @scaliaxd]

I'm glad my drunk post I forgot making was Miley Cyrus and not something way worse

[Jas @scaliaxd]

Nodding my head like yeah

[Jas @scaliaxd]

purple rain halftime show probably the best live show in human history
while my guitar gently weeps rock and roll hall of fame live performance very close second
prince was all time, man

[Jas @scaliaxd]

@RealJamesWoods Hey can I borrow 4,620 bucks