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*Tumbleweeds*

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@Nerd4Cities Slappys Chicken in WS

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@RonFilipkowski Is this what kids call ‘gooning’?

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Would be cool to see this picture of the picture of the picture of the picture of the Geddy Lee picture that got RTed 2112 times get RTed 2112 times.

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I just realized that in Close Encounters, everyone dies when they’re sprayed with nerve gas and the rest of the movie is their dmt release.

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"Oh boy, black olives! I can put them on my fingers and then eat them off one by one" - Me as a weird kid

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Legal Whores

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FYI, the second that goofy billionaire takes over this dump, I'm a ghost.

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EXCLUSIVE Footage from Trump’s Limo on Jan 6

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@PeterKayReports Why didn't anyone tell me getting arrested in masse for a hate crime would be such a HASSLE.

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@Feldfrog Hedberg-esque. Near perfect.

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@AlannaBennett Purple cashmere sweatpants, so I can lounge around like DJ Khaled

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Herbert Lom's eye twitch in the Pink Panther series is my spirit animal.

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@CarlBeijer Get away from me, baby, you're stifling my dialectics!

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@ThirdWayKessler @POTUS I took 6 Trillion dollars to the casino and walked away with a cool 1.75 Trillion.
WHO WANTS TO PARTY WITH MY 'WINNINGS'?

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@uncledoomer Isn't that the same guy that shows you how to beat a breathalyzer so you can start your car and 'get more booze'?

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@nibiru_TRUTH @willmenaker Cigars for babies with terminal illness.

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Where is Jay Johnston and why doesn't anyone seem to care?

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@Vanessa_ABee Not the actions. The actions were fine. The image of the actions caused the grief. Down with images!

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@RalstonReports @DeanHeller I wish him the opposite of well

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@milfnokids Asking people to assume who you are is baked into being a comic. Jokes have no emotional impact otherwise. You can’t hide behind ‘You don’t know me’ if your job is ‘Hey, know me’.