Paul

The CEO and President of his own brain. Clear, rational thought a speciality.

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@doghounds1 @Baddiel He posted a photo of an Edinburgh shop front and he is not even Scottish.

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@mikeparry8 That was close, well done Everton

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@LCFC There is a list of transfers out circulating already. Rebekah Vardy's name is at the top...

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@prawdziwyener @LCFC I guess you were listening to the match on TalkSport as you have not replaced the TV you smashed up a couple of weeks ago following a crap Leicester performance. If you are not confident to repair those holes yourself I suggest a visit to Ikea to purchase some generic paintings.

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@prawdziwyener @LCFC I recommend getting an LG OLED as a replacement. In addition to awesome picture quality it has the best operating system of all the TV brands.

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@vardy7 @LCFC Jamie, would you mind if I started a Just Giving page for you? Target is £3M

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@JolyonRubs Who are you?

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@RepublicStaff Republic, when the time comes to swear allegiance to your king just keep your mouth shut. No need to get stressed about it.

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@Douglas4Moray @Skyrora_Ltd @GrahamSMSP In a newspaper article today you say you will fix the NHS. Given that the tories South of the border are responsible for the NHS's terminal decline there for the last 13 years this sounds like yet another empty promise.

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@WhatPaulThinks @HackneyAbbott This is the only thing Diane Abbot has ever said that I actually agree with but in today's society the correct meaning of a word is irrelevant.

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@bucsfan951 @krassenstein "Witnesses said several people began shooting after their mother stopped the party to ask people with guns to leave."
There are countries that have removed guns from its citizens and guess what, death by firearm is bumping along insignificant line.

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@BBCBreaking The SNP could not even look after their own piggy bank. What hope for the nation's finances?

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@Foxes_lawyer The version before he married that woman

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@EMSinCLE @peterframpton Why were the children not carrying to defend themselves? I blame the parents.

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@TwoWheeledAndy @MartinDaubney I have not gone through all the posts but is there a better photo of that no motorized vehicles sign? This image makes it look homemade.

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@reicemo13 @chump24042266 @ronindave @moosefootloose @legh6987 @dom_lucre I am waiting for the next school mass shooting. Shouldn't be too long now.
I do not want it to happen but as no one is willing and/or able to make a change to gun availability in the USA then the next shooting is a dead cert.

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@reicemo13 @chump24042266 @ronindave @moosefootloose @legh6987 @dom_lucre Yes

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@MingoTango @chump24042266 @ronindave @moosefootloose @legh6987 @dom_lucre What is the profile of the most common type of mass shooter in the USA? How about not letting them have unrestricted access to guns. Aw shucks, this will probably include you.

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@elonmusk @CuteMonsterDad I will continue to use Twitter for free until your changes make it become irrelevant at which point I will either stop wasting my time or move to another platform.

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@MingoTango @chump24042266 @ronindave @moosefootloose @legh6987 @dom_lucre What is actually scary is the thousands of school shootings that have occurred yet you focus on just two. Well done.